Tank

I can think of very few reasons you would ever need to drive a tank unless you are in the military. That may not apply if you happen to visit outside the United States. Still, the idea of driving a tank just sounds fun.

If you aren't in the U.S. Cavalry, you will have to look pretty hard to find a place to learn how to find a tank driving school. Fortunately, there is one in Minnesota called DriveATank.com. It is, perhaps a little pricey, but it is a luxury sort of thing.

If you really want to drive tanks on a regular basis, I recommend that you enlist in the military and try to get into the Cavalry. The modern Cavalry is all about mobile armor. Of course, they've got the latest and greatest in tank technology. The one side condition is that you may have to go to war. As a good Heathen, that shouldn't matter much.